Top Definition
the act of a man performing fellatio on himself
Guy 1: Go fuck yourself man
Guy 2: Why thank you,I will go home and michael myself

the michael
by John M. Atwater June 01, 2006
Definition 1: Similar to blue balls, the Micheals also include a gooey feeling on the small of your back.

Definition 2: AIDS in the brain.
GUY 1: Hey did you watch the game last night?
GUY 2: No... a homeless man broke into my house and tied me down...
Guy 1: Oh shit!! Do you want to borrow my revolver?
Guy 2: Oh lol you just totally gave me The Michaels.
by juicegiver December 08, 2009
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