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a varying unit of measurement determined by the height of alec lively over the weight of alec lively. note that measurement makes know absolute statement regarding the dimensions of the object being measured. subnote...alec lively is not actually one lively in measurement.
why find the mass of that when we can just use the lively? or maybe just drink until our hearts stop?
by Dj DSL October 10, 2004