The Kappa Delta House at the University of Tulsa. The place where all dicks go to die. Any male appendage caught in the crevice of a TU KD almost immediately will commit suiside.
Dude KD at TU is such a dick waste land. I just fucked a KD and my dick shriveled up and died."
by PikeTU February 12, 2018
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Jealous Weasel. Piss Ant. Scammer. Scumbag. A person who undermines honest hardworking people, that have excelled far beyond his capacity, to appease his inadequacy by providing misleading and dishonest information about his peers
Precision Land Leveling pretends he provides agricultural services when really he’s just a bonus fide landscaper.
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1. A stealthy South African tortoise which lives in the Tropical Rainforest of Mongolia.

2. An endangered species of blue winged parakeets that eat whales.
"Dude look at the Giant Land Tortoise over there"
"Thats not a Giant Land Tortoise, that a Galapagos Turtle!"

Bill:"Those Giant Land Tortoise are endangered"
Veronica:"YOUR FACE IS ENDANGERED"
by TheUrbanNinja January 1, 2011
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To throw your enemies from a significant height - not unto a hard surface, but rather a soft one so that their bodies are broken and they live the rest of their lives in misery.
Peter has taken the scheme too far. He is at risk of receiving a Hangzhou soft landing
by PatrickTBateman October 27, 2021
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