Landing strip

When you are in or about to begin the act of male masterbation in your bed and lay down a neat line of toilet paper at the projected target so it doesn’t get on your bed.

Guy 1: yea man I laid down the phatest landing strip last night but it just want enough to contain this December 1st nut.

Guy 2: I totally get it man same thing happened to me

by Cay919 November 30, 2017

landing strip

The strip of facial hair that begins under a man's lower lip and ends at his chin.

My pussy came down hard on my man's landing strip last night

by Berry Flomar January 16, 2004

Landing strip

A strip of land that is for Aircraft, not nsfw shit

A: That's a landing strip
B: What? you want to see my landing strip
A: Really, can you stop being that fucking disgusting

by British Paciic June 8, 2020

landing strip

When a guy has a line of pubic hair running up from his balls to the head of his penis.

He had a bunch of cum caught on his landing strip

by Herschel Quintron December 30, 2004

landing strip

A pair of black sweatpants from an ex-girlfriend used to catch male ejaculate during self-stimulation. The sweatpants are placed spread-eagle on the ground and the man must choose which runway (pant leg) to ejaculate upon.

Kev has basically filled up his landing strip, man. It looks like a zebra print pair of pants.

by Dan February 21, 2005

Landing Strip

Nickname for a slut ass bitch.

We should go visit landing strip and eife that skank ass bitch.

by Griz May 2, 2004

Landing Strip

Performing the landing strip is a sex move in which the guy rubs his dick between a girls armpit (similar to the act of titjob or thighjob) and before the guy cums, the girl opens her armpit, allowing the guy to "land the plane" on the Landing Strip

Guy #1: Hey dude, have you and your girl tried anything new recently?
Guy #2: Yeah she let me perform the Landing Strip

by LeeStories October 29, 2019