teh jonas brothers are a boy band, with 3 brothers{kevin,21, joe,18, and nick,16.
the jonas brothers are not like most disney stars they are decent. but like people going crazy over them is just retarded. Nick was dignoised with diabetes at 13 years old. the song"a little bit longer" was about his diabetes which is an ok song but like seriously people crying over it is fucked up. Seriously he is not the only one with diabetes in the world. besides he has type1 diabetes people have even worse so teh people crying over him could just shut the fuck up he is not the only one with dibetes. And kevin is just way 2 old 2 be a disney star and he might just turn out gay.
person1; Hey did u see the jonas brothers yesturday on disney.
person2: hell no they suck and what the hell is up with their pants im mean seriously girl i dont even wear jeans that tight.
by xoxhudaxox January 03, 2009
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some gay band that think they are rock
but are not. they look so fuckin gay and
they are just like N*SYNC or some shit
like that. they would fall into the same
category as HANNAH MONTANA too.
little poser kids: lets go watch the jonas brothers on tv. they are rockstars.
by some_random_gurl March 01, 2008
The act of raping both a goat and a small asian boy at one time.
"You are under arrest for The Jonas Brothers.
by Bored. June 11, 2008
The Jonas Brothers, otherwised known as TJB, JB, and to anyone who is sane ugly hairy trolls that need to get singing lessons.

The Jonas Brother are a disgrace to music. Period. Horrible lyrics, crappy beats, and EAR BLEEDING SINGING VOICES.

They are- for one- another crappy musical talent produced by Disney Channel. All their fans consists to 10-16 year old girls who have no taste in music what-so-ever and only like them because they're supposedly 'hot/sexy/attractive'. This is another issue.

For two, the Jonas Brothers are ugly. Especially Nick Jonas and Kevin Jonas. They all have (what I like to call) 'caterpillar eyebrows'. If they plucked, they'd look pretty decent. Also, if they didn't try to dress in an emo-like fashion, they'd be okay. I'm talking to you Kevin, Joe, Nick. Get a new style, cause you guys are posers.

For three, like I said above, they're posers. They're wanna-be rockstars with crappy lyrics. When you look me in the eyes? I'll never look you guys in the eyes, for the fact I might die by your ugly!

Four- you know TJB sucks when Nick Jonas actually dated Miley Cyrus. That just tells you they have no talent. Or, maybe they did, but Nick lip-locked Miley so many times her bad singing talent along with her bad acting talent rubbed off on him and eventually rubbed off on his brothers.

Lets just pray to God that if Frankie Jonas actually gets a Disney Channel carreer that he won't suck as much as his older brothers.
Fan-Girl: Have you seen the Jonas Brothers? Omg, Joe/Nick/Kevin is SO HAWT!
Mr. T: I pity you, fool.

by Bob da Builda July 10, 2008
Band that suddenly popped out of nowhere. What the hell.
They are a suckish band.
This is how desprate the world has gotten.
Example below.
Crazy Jonas fan girl: "Why do you guys like hate the Jonas Brothers"
Raiinbowface: "Because they're still alive and breathing and soon I will put a stop to that."
Crazy Jonas Fan girl: "NOOOOO at least spar Nick Jonas for me."
by Raiinbowface July 18, 2008
Three flaming wannabe rockers.
They're about the gayest thing since the Backdoor Boys and The New Fags On the Block.

All I can say is, hopefully their young brother doesn't join their butthole-surfing ranks.

Dude: What of a bunch of ass-rammers.
by Silent Fuckin' Bob August 22, 2008
The Jonas Brothers worst boy band ever to walk this planet. consists of Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas. have the worst songs ever. are ugly, gay, and have three way oragys.retarts.

also related to Frankie Jonas
"Don't you just hate the Jonas Brothers??"
"The Jonas Brothers suck cock!"
"Who else but the retarted Brothers??"
by dark princess January 09, 2008
A stupid boy band that came up from the far reaches of hell to spread evil music and seduce young 10-16 year old girls to liking them, even though they know they suck music wise, they still think that they still portray looks that thrill them even though the common girl would say that they are not that attractive looking and that they're fake just like the jerk that the usual girl has dated in her lifetime.

The fan usually does this in a post like this:

1) Speak out in rage that the person doesn't like them that everyone should like them though they can't see that they have a thing called "opinion" and that they don't know what it means cuz they are young.

2) Tell the person that they are jealous of their talent and hotness, and the answer is usually "why would i be jealous of a band that stinks as much as they are, and they aren't that good looking"

3) The fan finds themselves with no good comebacks so they can only use the example in #2 because they know they can't win.

4) Tell the person that they are the greatest band in the world, that they are cute, hot, kind, sweet, and talented, even though they can't really name another band that they also like other than them. Though they can say that even though there are more than 100 bands that rock more than them, try giving The Beatles, The Who, Led Zeppelin, KISS, Queen a listen and then you'll realize that you were too stupid to realize that you are too shallow in the realm of music.
Girl 1: OMG! I love the Jonas Brothers they're so hot and talented

Guy: riiiiiigggghhtttt.... no they aren't talented and they aren't that hot looking.

Girl: But they're the greatest band in the world, they are so hot and talented.

Guy: Not even by a long shot, let alone getting your ears bleeding to their god awful sound and voices.

Girl: They're voices are amazing, your jealous!

Guy: Come on, can't you think of anything better than that, i've heard better comebacks than a toaster.
by Tom11983 August 03, 2008
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