by zeroto1hundred August 12, 2014
The most badass mother fucking badass ever to live men tend to spontaneously explode when they gaze apon him. Many say the big bang was god but no it was Jake and his clap. He is not a man buy a god so bow bitch.
You need some Jake in your life.
by Valos Phoeinx January 12, 2018
by Philly_lima October 8, 2003
Guy 1 "Hey do you see that guy over there? I think he's Jakeing!"
Guy 2 "Yeah he is, look at his eyes, he's too obvious with it."
Guy 1 "He must think that girls got a great ass."
Guy 2 "Yeah he is, look at his eyes, he's too obvious with it."
Guy 1 "He must think that girls got a great ass."
by Anguila May 6, 2015
the cutest human in this world. he can be really sweet but get annoyed very quick. lots of girls fall for him but he falls for a girl who doesn't fall for him. you can talk to him about anything and everything, he makes an amazing best friend. trust me. when he doesn't like someone he'll make it clear although he may know it would hurt you. he doesn't put up with drama. but overall he is the most astonishing person anyone could know, you'd want to spend every minute with this boy if you knew him.
by yourdaddy;) August 25, 2019
completely and totally fucked up off alchohol beyond all recognition. usually associated with drunken rambling, irratic dancing, and vomitting
by fartknocker April 26, 2004