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A state of being extremely jealous of women in another man's company, even if you have never met her before. Extremely contagious; symptoms include schweffing, cockblocking, and moaning about being so alone. Exacerbated when the guy accompanying the girl is a dickhole and/or friend.
Guy 1: Look at that ginger cunt with that hot girl... What a jeb end!

Guy 2: I saw her first asshole, stay the fuck away!

Guy 3: You guys have a bad case of the hoves...
by Booms and Yawne October 14, 2011
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