the sexual act of doing someone in their anus, and then quickly withdrawing the penis and then start to make them suck it, forcing them to taste their own shit and their sexual partner's nasty ass cock.
that mark ass trick linda fucked john, so i had break up sex with her and ended it with a good ol' hot carl.
by hooray-for-dcenekidds August 10, 2005
A Hot Carl on the Cobb is when partner number one begins by eating only corn giblets for a full day (for softer stool use creamed corn). Then, partner number 1 spreads their ass cheeks and takes a big steamy poo on partner #2's face, which can be lovingly covered in (optional) saran wrap. The schmear is then rubbed around the face with plastic cutlery until it's margarine spread consistency. If the corn/poo is not the desired consistency, Partner number one jerks off partner number two onto his own face, to add a more creamy base. Then, Partner 1 rolls his dick in the corn poo till fully covered. Partner #2 then nibbles away at the corn/poo mixture until the cobb has been picked clean.
At our last family reunion, Uncle John didn't have any of Aunt Bessie's famous cream pie, because he was stuffed to the brim with Uncle Bill's Hot Carl on the Cobb.
by Mid-temp Karl 69 November 24, 2016
After taking a 'hot Carl' on ones partner, either partner removes the seran wrap, fondles the contents into an elongated shape, bites a small hole in the seran and decorates themselves and/or their partner. Largely considered 'inside baseball' within the fecalpheliac community, this is a highly erotic act. In some cases, the elongated 'hot Carl' is caressed with the mouth before making the hole.
by Pinkmagic January 5, 2017
A variation of the Hot Carl where one defecates in a foot-long Subway wrapper and leaves it for a victim.
by Hot Carl Malone February 19, 2010
She was a bit unsure about anything involving poo so I gave her a Hot Carl and made the decision for her.
by jacklovesold March 3, 2009
The Hot Carl Thomas: only for the truly adventurous. Commonly performed after consuming KFC chicken or a similar product. Funnel and tube required. The act of diarhhea-ing on partners chest while vomiting through funnel. End of tube should be placed in same area as projected feces landing zone. Truly experienced layer feces and vomit altering between spouts of poo.
Tango: So how did that date go last night?
Cash: You don't want to know. All I can say is that KFC and crazy broads don't mix. Have you ever heard of Hot Carl Thomas?
Cash: You don't want to know. All I can say is that KFC and crazy broads don't mix. Have you ever heard of Hot Carl Thomas?
by RebekahMuthaFuckinSheets June 23, 2010
Stooges Hot Carl is where the giver shits in a pie pan and covers it with whip cream then proceeds to "pie" the takers face.
Dude you should have seen it! Frank gave Earl a stooges Hot Carl! The funniest part is when it smacked it splattered everybody including himself!
by BatShyteCreazzinz' December 18, 2021