to shit in someones mouth and duct tape it shut
dude he gave me a hardcore hot carl when i woke up there was five gallons of fecees in my mouth and it was duct taped shut
by DoUNoTylrDurden February 27, 2005
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Two pieces of bread covered with saran wrap that has been defecated on.
Best served slightly warm add with garnishes.
A: What r u making us for lunch?

B: A hot carl sandwich.

A: Don't bother.
by cjazzrun June 26, 2010
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The Hot Carl Gruber is an ethnic variation of the traditional Hot Carl. The administrator of the Hot Carl Gruber eats nothing but sauerkraut for two whole days before delivering the goods. As in the Hot Carl, a single layer of plastic wrap is applied to the recipient's face. The administrator then defecates on the plastic wrap, sharing the warmth of a truly Teutonic Treat. Not to be confused with the Hot Carlos, which originates south of the border and gets its warmth from cheap Mexican food and stomach parasites.
In her excitement about the arrival of Oktoberfest, Lindsay asked for a Hot Carl Gruber, rather than the usual Hot Carl.
by Stu Melvin May 21, 2006
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The act of expelling feces into a clean white silk glove and then slapping someone across the face with it.
Queen Elizabeth: Take that you Scoundrel! *Aristocratic Hot-Carl*

Nigel: My Word!
by ingmar bergman April 6, 2009
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A failed attempt at the Hot Carl by someone with Irritable Bowel Syndrome (IBS).
Dennis tried to give John a Hot Carl but his IBS was acting up. It just ended up being a wet, brown sock with some corn kernels and peanut fragments in it. You know what they say, a Hot Carl's Jr., "it gets all over your face".
by Beaver1993 April 19, 2010
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Everyone is wrong, I'll explain what a REAL Hot Carl is.
A Hot Carl consists of shitting on a female's tits and then titty fucking her. If you do it right and have a good fecal consistense, this will result in a crap bridge over her titties. Not to be confused with the Hot Carlos wich consists of the same thing but instead of the female partner, a hard surface like a counter is used.
- Man this chick has big boobs I would love to do a Hot Carlos on her.
- You mean a Hot Carl right?
- Oh yeah, I'm kind of used to being lonely ...
by hotcarl4u September 18, 2007
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When a fraternity brother is held squatting over the edge of the frat house roof and drops a
duece toward the earth with the sole intention of his waste landing on a barechested pledge lying prone
below. The poor neophyte must stop the brown bomb from landing on their chest with a plane of see-through glass or plexiglass. Technically, the hot carl bomb only occurs if the plebe fails to block the puck from his pecs.

see also sky shit
Droopy's only hope of avoiding the hot carl bomb lied in the suddenly miniscule 2 foot by 2 foot pane of
glass that seperated him from the puckering pinch above and picking poop peanuts out of his chest hair.
by A Child Without an Eye December 23, 2004
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