Hermes Fung

An Asian kid from Hong Kong who currently lives in Moncton in Canada. Can also be used to describe any minority who tries to "act white" to fit in.

That kid is such a Hermes Fung.

by Tyler Okkay June 10, 2011

hermes poor

Having a Hermes (like Gucci, Fendi, Prada) bag and no money inside.

Girl was strolling down the street with her designer bag, and couldn't find 5 dollars for her chicken patty!!! Biatch is Hermes poor!

by UD inventor November 18, 2017

Hermes Costello

the hottest afro-latina you will ever see /srs

jae: omg is that hermes costello her titties are big
aimee: wtf

by jaeswrldd March 16, 2022

Fuckin Herm

The act of doing something extreme without little thought or planinning

Roman: "get a round for the bar!"
Rick: "fuckin herm"

by H Bomb August 12, 2014

Herm-abouting

1. When you want to be asocial and hermit, but you have to socialize and be out and about.
2. When you find a happy medium between being asocial an being out and about.

1. “I am mentally herm-abouting”

2. “I am herm-abouting in my sweatshirt and acting unapproachable”

by Shi-Fi May 13, 2023