grumps

the act of precipitating saliva out of one's mouth, usually by a dog

Sanford the bulldog grumps a lot on the sidewalk.

by Theebag October 15, 2006

Grumped

To be innocently treated like poop because someone is in a bad mood. (Verb) Similar to being "dumped" on with a grumpy flair.

Stop grumping on me, it's not my fault Natasha ate your waffle!

Being grumped on, is just not fair.

by Not A Fan of Being Grumped On June 15, 2011

The Grumps

The state of one's digestive system after a night of drinking lots of beer. It is a prolonged period of beer shits, and is characterized by repeated heavy shits, that take forever to come out, and leave greasy streaks on the bottom of the toilet.

I got hammered last night, and I've had the grumps all morning.
Man, somebody must have the grumps; I can smell it from here, and the toilet is shit-stained.
I had the grumps this morning, and I feel about 5 pounds lighter now.

by Ben203 November 18, 2006

Grumped

To have been put in a bad or grumpy mood by an outside force. When for whatever reason things in your environment have pissed you off.

"For fuck's sake you are in a bad mood, who grumped you?"

by Byetor May 9, 2016

grump

To take a dump while walking.

I was walking back from school the other day, and I totally grumped. It was epic!

by nom du plume January 11, 2011

Grumping

To be actively grumpy, in such a way that the person in question is actively making an effort to be grumpy and, moreover, express that grumpiness.

Dude: Harrumph. Grr. I'm so grumpy.
Guy: Dude, why are you grumping like that?

by BTKD March 1, 2011

grumping

Johnson's slow, angry and sad behavior when he's grumpy.

"Why does he seems depressed today?"
"He's just grumpy. He does it really well, too. I woke up today, planning to be grumpy, but it just didn't work out."
"Okay, he's grumping his way over; we can leave now."

by abalone gyro April 24, 2004