A sexual act involving a man suspended over their partners face while the partner is laying down. The man puts his balls in their mouth while facing their partners feet and rests his asshole on their nose.
It feels like I'm getting the dutchmen every day at work.
by Vincent.Vega September 29, 2011
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Probably the greatest Junior B hockey team to ever play hockey. Based out of Kitchener, the Dutchmen are the biggest snipeshows in the league.
"Lets go Dutchmen. Dutchies in five."
by Sergant Dangles January 16, 2007
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Slang for Germans. A bastardization of the german word Deutsch, meaning German.
The docks of the Lower East Side were crowded with peddlers - Irishmen, Dutchmen, Italians and Jews.
by John Foley July 12, 2006
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A sexual position involving the rigging of a clipper ship and a stiff breeze. One partner, either male of female, suspends themselves in the rigging stationary. The other partner aligns themselves properly with their partners sexual organs, only several feet away from a rig that can swing with the motion of the ship. The swaying motion of the ship will provide all the necessary force, and if the boat is swinging enough the partners can be brought together quite sharply. This formerly popular position had a status equivalent to that of the mile high club today, but with the fall of ocean travel it has become a rare occurrence.
The couple performed the flying Dutchmen high above the crowd of rowdy sailors.
by The Addict January 31, 2007
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The act of pooping while not touching the toilet sit. Normally in a sited position yet hovering over the toilet bowl with your arms extended forward for balance so your butt checks do not make contact with the toilet sit.
Pearson had to blast a duke at Taco Bell, once inside the bathroom stall he realized there were no ass gaskets left therefore he had to perform the flying dutchmen, now his legs are tired.

by Daedae84 October 28, 2008
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Anytime that a male has an erection and needs to hide it, they proceed to point there erection upwards and tuck it under there boxers or there pants, or both.
"O crap Karl, Looking at Cindy over there gave me an erection"

"Just pull off the flying dutchmen, no one will know"
by T J W September 15, 2007
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a move, best performed at wild water kingdom, when on a double tube ride through the dark tunnel, riders jump off of the tube and hang on to the back of it, thus flying, as the flying dutchmen, a.k.a the superman.

bj and jr perform this the best, while "the natural" prefers to sit in his own feces, and then walk around the park

"the natural" also performs "the bridge" the best...
(boy) "mommy, i hurt my elbow"

(mom) "oh really, what did you do"

(boy) "FLYING DUTCHMEN!!!"
by B to the G July 10, 2006
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