2 definitions by Vincent.Vega

the dutchmen

A sexual act involving a man suspended over their partners face while the partner is laying down. The man puts his balls in their mouth while facing their partners feet and rests his asshole on their nose.

It feels like I'm getting the dutchmen every day at work.

by Vincent.Vega September 29, 2011

the hot air balloon

To inflate another's cheeks with one's fart.

If this chick doesn't shut up I'm going to give her the hot air balloon.

by Vincent.Vega September 29, 2011