The Dirty Mop

It is where u drag sweaty balls across someones face.

I ran a mile then gave my girl friend The Dirty Mop.

by n a f t a June 5, 2009

The Dirty Mop

When a janitor jizzes in your hair.

I totally got the The Dirty Mop in the janitor's closet after school yesterday.

by Those are the fax March 2, 2009

Dirty Mop

When you're at a club/bar and you take a girl in the bathroom, bend her over, wrap her legs around your waist, and mop the floor with her head.

After Andy politely asked everyone to leave the lady's restroom at Player's Dance Club, he gave Caroline the dirty mop.

by Iceman November 9, 2004

Dirty Mop

A recently coined term in which someone (usually male) takes a dump on a girl's hair. For this to be entirely accurate, she must have long, blonde hair, and it must be diarrhea.

if a bitch don't respect you, she will after a good ol' dirty mop.

by Gooch Master Eric June 14, 2004

dirty mop slide

When your keg is kicked and you mop the spillage off the floor, wring it down some guy's ass crack and drink it. Also known as the double anal mop drop.

How desperate are you for the only free beer at 3am?

by lower frederick April 2, 2004

the dirty mop job

When a guy is banging a bitch, he first shits on the floor. Then cums in her hair. Then flips her upside down and wipes the shit off the floor with her hair. After this is done, she rings the shit and cum out her hair onto the guys dick and gives him a blowjob

Im going to give your mom the dirty mop job of her life after I eat 6 bowls of chili.

by the mastermindz March 7, 2007

dirty mop bucket

Where a man with diarrhea shits in a girl's mouth. Then, as she holds the feces in her mouth, the man dips his penis into her mouth and proceeds to make mopping motions on her body with his shit-covered penis.

Guy #1: Dude, did you hear all the commotion coming from the dorm across the hall last night?

Guy #2: Hell yeah! Andy must have been giving Savannah another dirty mop bucket.

by Crowberry June 27, 2012