The Dementor is a sex position where you assume the misonary position. You then place the blankets over your head like a Dementor from Harry Potter and push down on her stomach, taking all her breath away. It is at this moment you must climax and then make the high pitch squeel of a Dementor. If said female then yells "expecto patronum" well, then you marry her.
by Dracoko4757 December 19, 2016
by Random Sewer Rat August 20, 2020
Dwight: Prison Mike, what's the very very worst thing about prison?
Angela: (under her breath) Don't encourage him, don't...
Michael: The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors! They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they suck the soul out of your body! And it hurt!
Karen: Dementors... like in Harry Potter?
Michael: No... Not Harry Potter.
Angela: (under her breath) Don't encourage him, don't...
Michael: The worst thing about prison was the... was the dementors! They were flying all over the place and they were scary and then they'd come down and they suck the soul out of your body! And it hurt!
Karen: Dementors... like in Harry Potter?
Michael: No... Not Harry Potter.
by emmawemawoo September 3, 2008
They guard the prison of Azkaban. They suck all the happiness out of people and you'll feel like you'd never be happy again when a dementor comes near you.
"Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them. Even Muggles feel their presence, though they can't see them. Get too near a dementor and every good feeling, every happy memory will be sucked out of you. If it can, the dementor will feed on you long enough to reduce you to something like itself...soul-less and evil. You will be left with nothing but the worst experiences of your life."
by Nastansja March 18, 2004
Bro 1: Bro, Jasmine gives crazy head. Matty is so lucky.
Bro 2: No way bro, she's a dementor,
Bro 1: What does that mean?
Bro 2: It means she's fucking crazy.
Bro 1: Oh, that would it explain why Matty never wants to hang with us anymore.
Bro 2: No way bro, she's a dementor,
Bro 1: What does that mean?
Bro 2: It means she's fucking crazy.
Bro 1: Oh, that would it explain why Matty never wants to hang with us anymore.
by Titus Blowhard September 2, 2010
Creatures of everlasting darkness. These creatures are the only things born evil.
Just being in proximity with a dementor drains all happy thoughts away from. They make you relive your worst memory.
They also take away anything warm, whether they be thoughts or the accual tempature.
They are also some of the only creature that do not sleep, they also never walk. They are the only known creature that can suck the very soul from a living thing.
Because of these special abilities they are used as gaurds to the wizard prizion of Azkaban.
The only know way of fighting a dementor is to use a petronus charm.
Just being in proximity with a dementor drains all happy thoughts away from. They make you relive your worst memory.
They also take away anything warm, whether they be thoughts or the accual tempature.
They are also some of the only creature that do not sleep, they also never walk. They are the only known creature that can suck the very soul from a living thing.
Because of these special abilities they are used as gaurds to the wizard prizion of Azkaban.
The only know way of fighting a dementor is to use a petronus charm.
by Phantomdeath August 1, 2009