see hack or douche bag
A horrible illusionist or magician who makes people believe he has some sort of skill by using camera tricks. Next time you see his garbage show on tv notice how many times he says "what you see is what you get" or "no cuts watch this is just one take" and it instantly cuts to another angle. The fact that he repeatedly says those "just one take" lines is him trying to overcompensate for his non existant "magic skills"
A self proclaimed "mind freak" whose biggest trick could possibly be signing a contract with A&E for his shit show for more than one season.
If he wanted to impress me he should make his shitty show disapear.
A horrible illusionist or magician who makes people believe he has some sort of skill by using camera tricks. Next time you see his garbage show on tv notice how many times he says "what you see is what you get" or "no cuts watch this is just one take" and it instantly cuts to another angle. The fact that he repeatedly says those "just one take" lines is him trying to overcompensate for his non existant "magic skills"
A self proclaimed "mind freak" whose biggest trick could possibly be signing a contract with A&E for his shit show for more than one season.
If he wanted to impress me he should make his shitty show disapear.
criss angel is a hack and he talks like a homosexual.
For a visual criss bashing check this link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIe3eEMe6CQ
For a visual criss bashing check this link
www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIe3eEMe6CQ
by shit_fuck March 26, 2007
another word for emo jesus.
by squilliam November 19, 2006
Dean: Criss Angel is a douche bag.
Sam: They already know Dean.. They read the title of the episode. (What's this fourth wall you speak of? Never heard of it.)
Sam: They already know Dean.. They read the title of the episode. (What's this fourth wall you speak of? Never heard of it.)
by Sam fucking Winchester April 5, 2016
boy 1: yo, that magician had a knife stuck in his hand and when he took it out, there were no blood or anything!
boy 2: oh snap, he just criss angelized himself.
boy 2: oh snap, he just criss angelized himself.
by DSHiN July 5, 2007
the hottest most sexiest illusionist in the world. He idolizes Houdini and just hearing the name of him can get a teenage girls' hormones rising faster than you can blink. thats how sexy he is.
he's only 40 years old and looks like a 25 year old man!
he's only 40 years old and looks like a 25 year old man!
girl1: hey wat ya watchin?
girl2: criss angel mindfreak
*girl one starts breathing frantically*
g2: hey you okay?
g1: NO take me to the hospital!
girl2: criss angel mindfreak
*girl one starts breathing frantically*
g2: hey you okay?
g1: NO take me to the hospital!
by actress to be July 23, 2008
A sex move in which one person holds their hand in a jerking position while the other levitates to insert his dick into the open hand, continuing to levitate up and down to jerk himself off.
David and his gay lover, Mike, wanted to try something new in the bedroom. David then taught himself to levitate so they could try The Criss Angel
by Mattisthegayest1717 September 19, 2018
A fucking faggot who has the shittest illusions and makes people think he does all of this shit. Uses film editing so he portray levitating, teleporting, and such other things. No he didnt walk up the wall you dumbass. its called turning the camera sideways so you can portray walking up a wall idiot. Another thing, he didnt get runover either jackass. He jumped on the car before it rammed him into the brick walls. Watch the video and see it for yourself. Doesnt hurt that bad to have a few bricks hit you. The only thing he has ever mindfreaked is you idiots beleiving his shit is real you fucking morons.
Criss Angel=Phony
Criss Angel=Faggot
Criss Angel=Fake lispe
Criss Angel=Idiot
Criss Angel=Queer
Criss Angel=Magic fag
Criss Angel=Emo
Criss Angel=Quief
Criss Angel=Faggot
Criss Angel=Fake lispe
Criss Angel=Idiot
Criss Angel=Queer
Criss Angel=Magic fag
Criss Angel=Emo
Criss Angel=Quief
by Criss Angel July 6, 2006