The act of moistening a bit of toilet paper after taking a large, fiery, painful dump in order to ease the burn of the anus.
Damn! That dump I took after that hot-wings eating competition made me have to Crepe Susette that shit.
by thebillcosby March 6, 2011
a person who feels the need to bring public attention to obviously unfortunate or negative situations
Can you believe that crepe hanger? She couldn't wait to tell me I had a stain on my dress at the party!
by bigfatmama July 12, 2011
A Purple Crepe is when a lesbian that has a blue waffle and a lesbian that has a red pancake scissor and the smooshing of the two infected pussies creates what is called a purple crepe. Just like a crepe this pussy oozes purple cream filling.Yummy.
Guy 1:"Bro last night was crazy!"
Guy 2:" Dude I know, before I started banging this grenade she had a blue waffle, but when her slut of a friend with a red pancake came in they ended up making a purple crepe!"
Guy 1:"That's fucked up man."
Guy 2:"Tell me about it."
Guy 1:"Did it smell like syrup?"
Guy 2:"Fuck yeah, it tasted like it too."
Guy 2:" Dude I know, before I started banging this grenade she had a blue waffle, but when her slut of a friend with a red pancake came in they ended up making a purple crepe!"
Guy 1:"That's fucked up man."
Guy 2:"Tell me about it."
Guy 1:"Did it smell like syrup?"
Guy 2:"Fuck yeah, it tasted like it too."
by Tig Bit March 31, 2011
1."If you don't shut up right now I will shove this crepe up your ass!"
"Crepe rape!"
2. The frenchman proceded to pounce on his victim as the young boy cried out in dismay, "Crepe rape!".
3. As he spread caviar across my body, all I could mutter through my silk gag was "Crepe rape...!"
"Crepe rape!"
2. The frenchman proceded to pounce on his victim as the young boy cried out in dismay, "Crepe rape!".
3. As he spread caviar across my body, all I could mutter through my silk gag was "Crepe rape...!"
by Argonak August 23, 2008
When a female grabs a males ballsack and proceeds to wrap it around the shaft of the penis creating a very thin layer of skin and covering it with her favorite syrup.
Sara gave Paul a Cock Crepe over the weekend, its her favorite evening dish. I heard she used hot maple syrup.
by Elite Sambo July 2, 2008
an individual who enjoys funerals and attends as many as possible.
by J E Walker May 12, 2003
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