The Deranged Collector

The Deranged Collector is a being who has been here since the beginning of Time. His sole purpose is to collect things he finds and analyze them. He now is analyzing the things he finds on earth and would like it if you kik him at DerangedInside

The Deranged Collector is coming... He wants to know about what you collect.

by Collector... April 12, 2017

fart collectors

Underwear worn all day long. Science says humans pass gas 10-20 times per day, so all underwear collects a lot of gas. fart, poot, let one rip, gas master, pass gas, flatulence, toot, rip one, poop, do-do, bowel movement, bm, crap, underwear, undies, drawers, pajamas, skivvies, long johns

I shouldn't have had those tacos for lunch, my fart collectors are working overtime.

by joecoolthefool December 19, 2017

seed line collector

When you arrange for a oral sperm receptacle, whether male or female, to suck off any and all guys waiting in line to bust a nut, achieve orgasm and get their balls totally drained.

Dude, at the last kegger there was a seed line collector in the basement of the frat taking care of giving awesome blowjobs to anyone horny enough to wait in line to get head. She was so good she made every guys knees buckle as she gulped down massive amounts of sperm.

by Watchinfool September 30, 2023

Hector the collector

Hector the collectors are usually gay and get no women at all. The spend their days eating dick and acting like faggots. They kiss boys and are most likely unsuccessful in everything. They also like hairy buttholes and fat cocks and suck them 24/7

Hector the collectors suck dick

by Jordanthelegend May 20, 2019

vag-collector

A player that hooks up with women, solely to "be the very best, like no one ever was". Just like in Pokémon, where the player collects badges; the vag-collector collects vaginas.

Girl 1: Hey this cute guy asked me out, should I go out with him?
Girl 2: Don't bother, you're just a number to him; he's a total vag-collector.

by Slinky Pie November 11, 2017

panty collector

A man who keeps score of his many sexual conquests, and treats sex as a competitive sport.

Did you hear that Joe slept with 12 girls this month?

Yeah, he's telling everyone. Dude's a total panty collector.

by strikingoil May 25, 2014

Couch Collector

Someone who is never satisfied with the couch they currently have.

Henry: "Dude, my mom keeps buying couches, and then they aren't good enough to her... so we donate them to Salvation Army. But since I'm a guy, I have to move them all. We've had like 5 different couches in the last 2 years!"

Matthew: "Bro.. she a couch collector."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019