The Cloaca

When you go right from a girls vagina to her anus during sexual intercourse

"Dude I totally pulled The Cloaca on Lee's mom last night. I think she got an UTI "

by SeagullPoopIsSeman April 4, 2018

cloaca

The combined intestinal, urinary, and reproductive organ of birds, amphibians, reptiles, marsupials, and monotremes. In other words, it's an anus, genitalia, and urethra all in one.

Just consider that for a moment. "Combined intestinal, urinary, and reproductive organ"...let that sink in...........Ewwwwwww.....

I was horrified to discover the lurid details of avian reproduction--which involves a disgusting organ called the cloaca.

by mazurkamatt November 22, 2006

cloaca

Bird pussy

Person 1: Man i wanna fuck a bird in its pussy

Person 2: You mean its cloaca?

by clover da goblin September 12, 2020

Cloaca

All females have this, it’s a singular hole where all fluids come out of, it is also where females store their pretty pink lipstick when it’s too heavy for their little girl arms

Person A: Hey can i borrow your lipstick?
Person B: Yes, let me just get it out of my cloaca.

by jata August 1, 2022

Cloaca

When someone being a asshole but pussies out when someone starts talking shit back.

Person A: “Jessie’s a bitch”
Jessie: “and your a fucking cunt”
Person A: “woah man calm down, I was joking”
Jessie: “fucking cloaca”

by Life4stay August 10, 2018

cloaca

An asshole

You are such a cloaca! Let go of my gun, you addled egg!

by Ollie the Dog December 28, 2004

Cloaca

When someone is being a Pussy-ass bitch who is a fucking dumbass stupid cunt

"You being a Cloaca RN"
"What's that mean?"
"You a Pussy-ass bitch"

by The.__.Doc October 22, 2019