when you jack off and nut into your hand but you don’t have anywhere to wipe the nut so it sits on your hand
by suryothomere October 8, 2018
1: "What took you so long, I pulled up ten minutes ago?" 2: "Sorry, I had to grab a couple Road Claws
by CoachDavis July 2, 2020
you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.
Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.
by lovepenguinsandlife February 23, 2019
by Zappy42 August 31, 2018
by Cat_Ballz July 28, 2014
An alcoholic beverage in which a White Claw is poured over ice and topped with an extra shot or two of flavored vodka.
“Bro, I got absolutely white girl wasted last night at the booth. Those Crack Claws will sneak up on you.”
by greasehawg September 4, 2019
by Jack Kingofferson March 31, 2020