4 definitions by Jack Kingofferson

Skunt

A cunt with the odor of a skunk

I was down to go down until she peeled of her shorts and bared her skunt

by Jack Kingofferson September 23, 2018

Dip-shit

The art of dipping tobacco while taking a shit.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That’s why I take a dip-shit on company time.

by Jack Kingofferson October 2, 2018

Two-dollar auction block heifer

An oversized, unattractive woman who thinks she’s a 10, but is merely a 1.

That two-dollar auction block heifer was man because she was passed up after last call at the bar.

by Jack Kingofferson September 23, 2018

West Texas Poop Claw

The fine art of pooping in your own hand too finger your woman

We got wild last night! I hit her with the ol West Texas Poop Claw!

by Jack Kingofferson March 31, 2020