An STD in which the vagina is loose from being fucked so much that it just kind of flaps, making a clapping noise.
by Ashleigh Bennett February 16, 2006
an std that you get when someone claps *only* twice at your meat pocket or magic stick. toget rid of this unfortunate but common disease, you have to 'wipe' it off of your pink cookie or exploding pickle and clap twice at the other person; or whoever you want to get the clap (gonnorhea).
by the masked pineapple March 30, 2005
by King sicksKILLs July 11, 2008
by shnozzleberry macphereson April 13, 2006
The term revered the applause which accompanied intercourse with the most experienced partners. Fairly enough, this scholarly experience in "doin the nasty" made those individuals all the more susceptable to contracting gonorrhea. so it was said "If you clap after sex, chances are, you got the clap."
"After spending the most eventful of nights knocking boots with this lovely hoe, I smaked dat budunkadunk all night and after I was done I clapped with delight and satisfaction. To my horror, the next morning the applause stopped when I had realized that in clapping after sex, I had subconsciously qued my body to spontaneously contract the clap. It was like saying the majic word. Except my penis and anus were vomiting out green puss."
by Nappy Dave August 28, 2007
by palabraplug June 7, 2022
a slow clap, usually started during or after an epic moment in time. Slow claps are only successful when they lead to an applause.
John: SHARRON! DONT GET ON THAT PLANE! IM IN LOVE WITH YOU!
*SHARRON AND JOHN KISS PASSIONATELY*
Random person in the crowd: clap..... clap.... clap... clap.. clap clap clap clap clap. (Whole crowd starts clapping)
*SHARRON AND JOHN KISS PASSIONATELY*
Random person in the crowd: clap..... clap.... clap... clap.. clap clap clap clap clap. (Whole crowd starts clapping)
by shedevilweedsmoker March 24, 2010