when you find a very suspicious pair of panties in your laundry that are clearly not yours.
Jason opened up the dryer to find out he has just been claired!
by Kraft.jonathan December 22, 2008
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Claire is the most beautiful thing we've ever seen.

Claire is like a fresh spring rain after hot sex.

Claire is the Grammar Goddess.
Claire sits unelected atop her avian perch.
by Jacques Asse May 27, 2009
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A wanna be stoner bitch, goes to parties every weekend but his highkey the best friend u will ever have, she is super honest but u can never hate her
She’s such a claire, she never smokes but has a pen anyways lol
by Potato Gilbaux November 12, 2018
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Claire is slay
by llel September 11, 2022
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Ridiculous gorgeous girl. has the body of a goddess and can make you smile like no other. she gets WHOEVER she wants. girls want the guys she dates and guys want to be him. Oftentimes, Claire's are seen with Charles's.
1.Holy fuck. That claire just looked at me. BONER

2. God damnit i hate that charles. he got that claire.
by ccshbg11309 July 8, 2009
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A Claire is a type of middle-class British woman typically aged between 30 and 50. They are particularly found in South-West London, Surrey, Berkshire, Oxfordshire and West Sheffield. They are very socially liberal and nearly always are Lib Dem voters (although there are some that vote Labour and Conservative). They inhabit the top-tier jobs in society (Headmistresses, Managers etc.). They typically have snobbish attitudes and are very shielding of their children from the outside world (e.g. keeping full track of where they are at all times and setting often extreme screen time limits on their kids). They can often be spotted by their haircut, known as the Claire cut, which is a Symetrical bob cut without a fringe that comes down to shoulder length. In conversation, especially when talking to children, they will speak very patronisingly and passive-aggressively. They are also often quite entitled.

In other words, they are a socially liberal British Karen.
I went to Twickenham last week. It was absolutely overrun with Claires!
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A name. The most beautiful girl you will ever meet. She is better than anyone deserves. A girl by this name deserves the world and nothing less than that. She is amazing, cute, and almost perfect.
Wow look at Clair she is soo beautiful.
by Botum September 7, 2008
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