A unibrow of continuous hair growth covering the taint area of a woman from Eurasian descent, usually Iran. The taint brow is a continuous brow of hair from the cooter to the anus so one cannot tell where one orafice ends and next begins. An Iranian man slipping into into the wrong hole of an Iranian taint brow is punishable by death.
Man, that chick had a Iranian taint brow like a Vulcan caterpillar on steroids.
by Mr. Totem July 11, 2008
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A woman who shaves off her eyebrows and draws them on with a extremely heavy handed black eyebrow pencil that looks like a Sharpie marker. Most likely uneven and crooked.
Drawing eyebrows on my Barbie Head Makeup Doll with a black Sharpie makes her look so beautiful, I'm shaving my eyebrows and doing the same with mine! I just wish my hand wasn't so shaky...
With my Sharpie Brows, I'm going to be the Belle of Swap Meet.
by Lyonshartso May 17, 2012
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When you think your life can't get any worse... then you look at your friends eyebrows and realise.. life ain't too shabby after all 😂😂😂 #mealsbrows
Hey man my life is a mess

As bad as meals brows??

Hell no bro
by Lolo2486 August 13, 2018
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A collection of chest hairs concentrated above a male's nipples.
That dude's nipple brow looked like his chest was eye-fucking me.
by sundeviljoel September 27, 2009
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A horizontal hair line above one's sphincter.
Do you have an anal brow?? No! Wanna see mine?
by AnalBrowinc October 17, 2018
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A person with very bushy and thick eyebrows( occasionally has a unibrow)
Marcelis: "wow dude, look at those those guys eyebrows!"
Dante: "yeah he has got those kai brows"
by Zickhona August 5, 2017
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