A city that has a bunch of crack fiends with the same pokemon lightning haircut. They also bang their head onto a wall at fucking 4 am.
Person 1: Wanna go Bradford?
Person 2: Are you stupid you fucking idiot.

(sounds of dog barking)
by crack head who is cracked January 19, 2020
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A breed of Brad. Uses Bradford as his professional name as to not get confused with the much more douche-y twin Brad. Is often hard working, likeable, rude, and with a morbid sense of humor. People suspect he may be a murderer but nothing is confirmed.
Hey dude, did you see how much homework douche teacher Bradford left us? It’s like he wants to kill us!

Hell yeah man! It’s too much! I’ll wait until the day before it’s due to finish.
by frankool October 27, 2019
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A city in the north of england. Against popular belief, Bradford is a well off city compared to other areas surrounding it e.g. Halifax. Of course there are rough areas in Bradford e.g. East and West Bowling home wood tyseral and mannigham however that is all. The majority is Pakistani and most are from a city called mirpur in Pakistan. The other descriptions of Bradford are from 2004 however I am writing this in 2020 where things are better. One bad thing about bradford is that north of the city centre the shops are shut down or run down like most city centres in the North.
Aye im going to Bradford to visit my family
by sxmeer5 June 14, 2020
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Small city in the North of Pennsylvania. A couple of hours South of Buffalo, NY and roughly four hours north of Pittsburgh. Home of the Zippo lighter and famous for its unforgiving weather. Roads with potholes are plentiful and so is snow in mid April. The lack of things to do in this town make Walmart a social hotspot for teenagers. Numerous bars get filled with University of Pittsburgh at Bradford students. Redneck jokes apply to most of the people living in Bradford.
Bradford is so boring!
by Youngmahn Moon May 8, 2006
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Small city in McKean County in Pennsylvania. One of the few places on the northeast where redneck jokes apply to the people. One can see snow in the middle of April and drastic temperature changes than towns only half an hour away. Bradford is famous for its unforgiving weather and as the home town of the Zippo lighter. Life in Bradford is so boring that hanging out in Walmart is fun. Bradford is also home of one of the branch campuses of the University of Pittsburgh. The roads are full of potholes and usually covered with snow. Mullets and overalls are the usual fashion all year round. There are more shopping carts than cars on driveways. The weekends are occupied by parties from fraternities and sororities from the University of Pittsburgh at Bradford.
Bradford is where one can experience the redneck lifestyle without leaving the northeast.
by Youngmahn Moon May 5, 2006
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A 6' tall blonde girl who is completely gangster. She out drinks, out smokes and out parties every guy she hangs with.
Did you see that shit that Bradford did? Bitch is out of control
by Mccullers January 22, 2015
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A small city somewhere in the depths of Yorkshire, almost as grim as Rotherham, Bradford is becoming less and less known amongst people due to their plummeting football team and Dynamo, their only real asset falling off. A Bradford will always be known for the place Phil Parkinson fucked off to join a superior team, Bolton Wanderers, Of which will always cast a huge shadow over Bradford.
What even is a Bradford?

A Bradford is a large German sausage.
by SilverBantnam July 23, 2019
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