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1.
A great sitcom about two physicists and the hot chick next door.
From The Big Bang Theory;
Sheldon(to Leonard); " Do you realize I may have to share a Nobel Prize with your booty call? "
by DivineKu8 December 12, 2008
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2.
Without question, the most kick-ass show on tv right now.

Girls watch it because they love Sheldon.
Guys watch it because they love Penny's boobs.
"Soft kitty, warm kitty,
little ball of fur,
happy kitty sleepy kitty
purr, purr, purr."

"I love The Big Bang Theory"
by rednecklaydee15 December 01, 2011
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3.
The big bang theory is a US Sitcom, it is centered on five characters: two roommate geniuses, experimental physicist Leonard Hofstadter and theoretical physicist Sheldon Cooper, their neighbor across the hall Penny, an attractive blonde waitress and aspiring actress, and Leonard and Sheldon's equally geeky and socially awkward co-workers and friends Howard Wolowitz, an Aerospace engineer and Rajesh Koothrappali, a particle astrophysicist postdoc.

It's the best sitcom ever!! Great actors!! <3
The big bang theory!
by Polly Holly May 26, 2011
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4.
The Big Bang Theory is the HILARIOUS show starring Leonard Hofstadter and Sheldon Cooper, the two physicists that share an apartment together. Across the hall lives Penny, the recognizable girl next door that Leonard is utterly intrigued by. This show follows his attempts to get to appeal to Penny, but also his stumbling yet comedic efforts - from bearing living with Sheldon, to the latest thing down at the lab. Leonard and Sheldon are aided by their other two group members, Howard Wolowitz, who's the sex-driven virgin who lives with his mother, and Raj Koothrappali, the guy who can't talk (literally) around the female gender. As these five venture through their lives, it's a hilarious journey with memorable quotes (Bazinga!) and many laughs to follow.
Memorable quotes from The Big Bang Theory:

Sheldon: I'm polymerized tree sap and you're an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.

Howard: *interpreting Raj's whisper* Oh, he was just comparing Sheldon to a feminine cleansing product one might use on a summer's eve.

Penny: And the bag it came in.

Sheldon: I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.

Leonard: Must we?

Sheldon: Event A: A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. Event B: We drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set from the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend. Query: On what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link between these events?

Leonard: She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.

Sheldon: Ah, yes. Well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey, but we both know it only exists in contra-distinction to the higher-level distal cause.

Leonard: Which is?

Sheldon: You think with your penis.
by vern the fern August 07, 2011
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5.
The scientific theory that invalidated atheism long ago. The Big Bang theory affirms what religions teach by providing evidence for a beginning of the universe. According to the scientific principle of causality, it had to proceed from something and it's a lot more logical to believe that it proceeded from an intelligent mind (which would account for the mechanisms of the universe, its mathematical cosmology and the fine-tuning) because you don't get something from nothing.

Contrary to popular opinion, The Big Bang theory simply describes the moments after the universe begun.
The Big Bang Theory and causality invalidate atheism.
by Scientificlightdiscovery January 09, 2014
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6.
Now,I know The Big Bang Theory fans will thumb this down,but at least rad the goddamn definition,before you rate.TBBT isn't awful,but I still hate a few things about it.
1.Laughtrack-it doesn't matter if it's filmed in front of a live-audience,or the laugh track is played.Get it to your heads,people:"My computer comes with Windows 7." is not a funny line
2.Sheldon-No I don't hate the character,I simply dislike that the laughtrack (or whatever it is) is played during EVERY FUCKING LINE,despite if he said something funny or not.I honestly can't imagine Jim Parsons getting an acting award for being an asshole to his roomate and friends.Being an ass all the time,ISN'T FUNNY.
3.Fans(notwholefanbase)-There are fans who will respond like this to a sight of a comment of a person who doesn't like The Big Bang Theory:"You just can't understand the jokes 'cause you're not smart enough!!!11",kinda reminds me of some of the PewDiePie's fans.Anyways the jokes are so dumb a 2 year old could get them.They think they are smart because they get the jokes... -_-
4.The Show-The series are nothing else but a giant vast array of stereotypes that fly during the episodes.The most retarded thing is that they think a NERD (a very intelligent person),and a GEEK (a person with interests in video games,comics etc.,not limited to be intelligent) are the same!
NOTE:IN CASE YOU WERE OFFENDED BY MY HONEST OPINION GO TO GOOGLE,TYPE IN OFFENDED AND CLICK I'M FEELING LUCKY!!! :DDDDDD
TBBTFAN:Did u watc The Big Bang Thiory???LOL Sheldon is so funy!!!11 xD
Normal person:The Big Bang Theory is nothing but a bunch of stereotypes gushed in front of the camera,where 40 year old actors act like they are 10 years younger.And Sheldon is nothing else but a retarded asspie,of a character who is incapable of anythin but whining and calling people names in the entire show.
TBBTFAN: ... (walks away)
I wouldn't give a shit about the show if it wasn't for me convincing my family to watch the show a year ago,now I realize what a thing I have done...Also nerds and geeks don't even like the show,because they HAVE A BRAIN.Laughtrack is probably there,'cause the fans are to retarded to know when to laugh.
by Mislav383 August 21, 2013
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7.
a show for simpletons who think sophistication is comical.
Steve's ideal day involves eating at Chic-Fil-A, playing a long game of CODBO, masturbating to child pornography, and watching The Big Bang Theory.
by TheAssMurderer September 15, 2011
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