A dumb asshole who has a chode and doesn't understand anything.
That guy was such a Benson.
by benson1234 February 17, 2017
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To be completely out of your mind on a variety of legal and illegal substances. Will probably result in scattering of CDs, spilt drinks and cigarette burns.
Andy was completely bensoned
by Flavio Conentonisi November 10, 2003
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A typically handsome, dark curly haired boy/man with a great personality and gorgeous eyes. His female friends would use cute, funny, and sweet to describe him in 3 words.
Benson is hot as fuck
by BeNNÿ October 18, 2018
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a Benson, an entirely average sized penis
A UK Benson is 13.12cm (5.16 inches) in length.
by bipedalmale July 27, 2017
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A big ass pumpkin.

Often inhabits the coffee table of a few eloquent, classy gentlemen and their piece of dogshit roommate who should fuck off and die in a hole. Slowly. Weighs roughly 50lbs.
Guest: What is that on your coffee table?

Gentleman: That, my dear, is Benson.

Fourth roommate: - something inevitably stupid and irrelevant to the conversation.
by TheHoodedDingo October 11, 2016
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That one dumbass at your lunch table who won’t shut the fuck up about crash bandicoot
by The011darkwolf October 17, 2019
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Football player, one of the sweetest kids you will ever meet. Might look a little scary, but don't let that fool you, he's a hugger. Gives really good hugs, AMAZING at cuddling. Sweetest texter, big ass black guy.
*After the game*
Benson: Who did you come to the game with?
Alex: My friends
Benson: Oh, I thought you were here with your boyfriend
Alex: I don’t have a boy friend
Benson: Oh, Good.
by Superior Babe November 16, 2014
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