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To be completely out of your mind on a variety of legal and illegal substances. Will probably result in scattering of CDs, spilt drinks and cigarette burns.
Andy was completely bensoned
by Flavio Conentonisi November 10, 2003

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To lose your job, still live with parents as an adult, and/or be car less. Almost like being up crap's creek without a paddle.
(Guy walks into house to yell at wife: 'Honey, goddamnit!, I got bensoned today and now we have to go live with my parents. Oh we must also lose the car since we can't afford it any longer.'
Wife responds: 'Goddamnit we got bensoned today!')
by mastermind100 August 19, 2013

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