The term "Bears" has been a long standing slang term to refer to any member in law enforcement. The term was originally made popular in America by CB operators.
by big jimz May 5, 2009
by Camnation March 3, 2007
I wanted to go on a bike ride today, only my ankle was kinda stiff and sore and there's a bear in my neighborhood.
by iabast May 26, 2020
A terrifying beast that will literally rip your face of just so that he can show his bear buddies how stupid you look. A bear will fuck your mother while fingering your little sister and then eat your pancreas while drilling a hole in the top of your head and then pissing up your nose an out that hole.
A bear can swallow an orange and shit out a new world religion.
When you see waves at the beach, its because the ocean is trying to escape from bears who feel like swimming.
A retarded boy from Wisconsin once hugged a bear on a camping trip long ago. That boy turned out to be Jesus.
The Space Shuttle was originally created to escape from Bears and find a new bear-free planet. The Appollo and Columbia shuttles had the misfortune of not bear-proofing the doors.
The Extinction of the Dinosaurs was actually caused by one Bear and 7 Beers.
Friday the 13th is based on the true story of a Bear who got bored on day.
A Grizzly from Northern Canada has more friends on Myspace than Tom.
God decided one day to fight a Bear in one of his forests. The outcome resulted in the forest becoming the Sahara Desert and God becoming Anna Nicole Smith.
A bear can swallow an orange and shit out a new world religion.
When you see waves at the beach, its because the ocean is trying to escape from bears who feel like swimming.
A retarded boy from Wisconsin once hugged a bear on a camping trip long ago. That boy turned out to be Jesus.
The Space Shuttle was originally created to escape from Bears and find a new bear-free planet. The Appollo and Columbia shuttles had the misfortune of not bear-proofing the doors.
The Extinction of the Dinosaurs was actually caused by one Bear and 7 Beers.
Friday the 13th is based on the true story of a Bear who got bored on day.
A Grizzly from Northern Canada has more friends on Myspace than Tom.
God decided one day to fight a Bear in one of his forests. The outcome resulted in the forest becoming the Sahara Desert and God becoming Anna Nicole Smith.
Bears
"Hey, I heard Chuck Norris died yesterday." "Yeah, he made a Bear joke in public."
"How did Jeff die?" "A Bear" "A Bear ate him?" "No, it hit him while going 60 in a 03 Toyota."
"Hey, I heard Chuck Norris died yesterday." "Yeah, he made a Bear joke in public."
"How did Jeff die?" "A Bear" "A Bear ate him?" "No, it hit him while going 60 in a 03 Toyota."
by Feardom October 5, 2006
Facts from studying bears
1. Bears are really fucking big
2. Bears are really fucking strong
3. Bears are really fucking cute
4. Bears are really fucking hairy
5. Bears don't give a fuck, got a gun they have a fucking claw
6. Bears have really fucking sharp claws
7. Bears don't need technology they're fucking bears they don't fucking give a shit
8. Bears know how to speak human they find it just too fucking hard
9. Bears are constantly surrounding the world Pandas, Brown Bears, Polar Bears, whats next, holy shit it's BLACK BEARS!
1. Bears are really fucking big
2. Bears are really fucking strong
3. Bears are really fucking cute
4. Bears are really fucking hairy
5. Bears don't give a fuck, got a gun they have a fucking claw
6. Bears have really fucking sharp claws
7. Bears don't need technology they're fucking bears they don't fucking give a shit
8. Bears know how to speak human they find it just too fucking hard
9. Bears are constantly surrounding the world Pandas, Brown Bears, Polar Bears, whats next, holy shit it's BLACK BEARS!
by NinjaTodd December 31, 2015
A word that can be added to almost any name in attempt to make it sound cuter.
An easy way to create a nickname
An easy way to create a nickname
by Trace002 May 23, 2011
an affixed term used to further enrich or denounce a person's first or last name; most commonly applied to those easily agitated or those that show "bear"-like qualities
by Noticeably Anonymous May 23, 2005