If you have five dollars and Abdi has five dollars, Abdi has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Abdi's computer. Abdi is always in control.
Apple pays Abdi 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Abdi can sneeze with his eyes open.
Abdi can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Abdi is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Abdi destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Abdi can kill two stones with one bird.
...Mark dies for not recognizing rule number 1 of life. Know who the Abdi is.
Also a creature that easily turns on its friends. Be aware that the Abdi is a dangerous creature that has many different faces and can lie without anyone knowing.
hemz: "abdi man!"
mike :"isnt he like your best friend?"
hemz :"you know what they say, you can never trust an abdi"
sarah: "she completely went behind my back and did that, what a bitch"
mindy: "sarah thats no bitch, you just got abdi'd"
national geographic :
"in the world of creatures, the one that still seems to stun scientists is the Abdi. It lives on the energy or thrill it gets by demeaning others. An almost extinct creature, the abdi can be found in your typical community of friends where it then seeks to destroy ties between all members, when the job is done, the abdi relocates to a new community"