The Wonka

When you stretch out bubble gum and create a make-shift condom over your erect penis so she thinks you are wearing protection.

I wanted to bang, but had to use The Wonka so she would go along with it. Now she's pregnant.

by Spameier April 24, 2022

wonka wonka

Massively sweet - willy wonka chocolate factory

Dat gurl is wonka wonka, man!

by NinjaL3rK March 5, 2005

Wonka’s

Wonka’s are referred to as a males testicles.

I refer to testicles as “wonka’s” because they are located beside your willy and the chocolate factory.

by notyomammasfannypack April 3, 2020

wonka

One of those big bad donkey/gorilla cocks that absolutely destroy the puss.

Stacy was suprised to see what Jamal was packing despite the fact he warned her at the bar he was packin' a wonka.

by The Dude 88 February 10, 2008

wonka

Any sort of oral sexual activity taking place inside of an elevator; preferably a glass elevator.

On the way to the top floor, she gave me a superb wonka!

by Slick and Slim January 8, 2009

wonka

An adjective that originates from the name of one of the principle characters in Roald Dahl's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. The character, Willy Wonka, was a wacky and deranged owner of a chocolate factory. The term was first used in its full form, but has now been shortened simply to 'wonka'.

The term is commonly used to describe anything that is bizarre and/or nonsensical. Both a person and thing can be referred to using this adjective.

"Did you hear what Vicky just said to me? She must be wonka!"
"That drawing that Stacia made is wonka, but I didn't want to say anything."
"Did you see what Amanda did today? She is wonka."

by J FizzleDizzle August 2, 2006

wonka

A childlike word for female genitalia. Not rude or offensive it's possible origins lie in the Roald Dahl character of Willy Wonka in Charlie and the Chocolate factory.

"Boys have a willy, girls have a wonka"

by Anniebageddi December 28, 2005