1. I found this definition on the net.
2. I have spent way too many hours on the net.
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(1) To have lost a cuss battle without a comeback
(2) To put a fish net over a small child's head
(3) Laxatives in a shopping trolley whilst dancing to the agadoo
Dave:You Just Got netted Mate!
Bob: :/ Hmmm...
by gashmedizzle August 11, 2008
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Technology that at a quick glance would appear to be heavily taken from Java. It boasts, however, the ability to compile one program from source written in multiple languages (the primary choices being C#, Visual Basic and C++).

The fact that .NET is tightly bound to Windows somewhat lessens the practicality of .NET when compared to Java.

Like Java has Java Servlet Pages, .NET employs ASP.NET as it's server technology, which might be more attractive were it not tied down to both Windows and IIS, which has a less than desirable security history, when compared to Apache.
I have to download 23MB just to run 'Hello, World'?
by Snuffkin February 4, 2005
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A new term used by the "good" "pro" gamers after or in matches. Net is defined Not even Trying. The number sign is just a show off that you arent a noob.
"Wow U guys suck...im #net."
Player1: Why are you doing so bad?
Player2: Im #net...boored zzZzz

You guys are horrible, i let my sister play and she was #net..LOL
by FaTa September 6, 2006
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1) a recluse, often not seen for days at a time. Sometimes the only proof of existance if the hourly flushing of the toilet

2) an unsuccessful business strategy made popular by dot coms. The act of spending more money than you make
1) Don't buy that video game, you'll become a netting

2) If you netting me on the bills this month, there will be trouble.

by Matt Hemlepp January 27, 2003
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Amount after all deductions (such as taxes). See also gross.
I netted $1482.98 this month.
by kyle.biddle November 16, 2010
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