The absolute fucking bullshit that some companies or employers attempt to feed you and convince you that working for them might mean that they give a flying fuck about any aspect of your welfare or wellbeing . You can be very assured that they fucking do not.
@come and work for us at XYZ Company , become part of our family

Fuck off you khuntz the moment the budget supporting my position comes under any scrutiny whatsoever, you bastards will drop me like a boiled turd

Company family my fucking left bollock
by Napoleon BonerPart March 13, 2023
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it’s when you leave pee residue in the bottom of a cup and you THOUGHT it made the trash can in your dads bathroom and then he tweaks and finds the cup puts it up, and after 3 years he is fiendin for wax so bad he goes through the bathroom cabinet and finds the cup with weird old jelly pee so before asking anyone what it is or if he can do it, he does a dab of it.
Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's
by SlimeJGrxxn May 19, 2022
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When you lose your piss cup and your dad finds it a month later and it's dry and mistakes it for dab and smokes it
Omg I can't believe Carly's Dad smoked her family Tree's.
by StankDivkBB July 12, 2022
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When you're fucking a mom doggystyle in the ass, pull your dick out, shove it in her daughter's throat, then put it in her mom's pussy.
I totally family treed that bitch Karen and her whore daughter Stacy.
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When you’re an eligible bachelor and good with kids. Very desirable to single mom’s. Not to be mistaken for “Plug and Play”.
She saw a future with him. All her problems solved. Standard, Instant family just add Tony.
by Monopoly God May 10, 2021
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Telo Family or also known as “Porn Family” is a phrase used by many porn stars in reference to the people they have done shoots with that they feel are close friends.
Yesss Becky, me and my telo family love each other so much and we always love shooting scenes together
by Definitions413 April 25, 2019
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