the Chavez

A power-hungry ego maniac, hell-bent on securing his future by undermining authority figures and backstabbing possible friends. Also, a thief, and a liar.

Dude, George W. Bush is totally "the Chavez."

by Joanna Dunham April 11, 2006

Chavezed

When you are caught viewing hentai and your video feed gets cut by the Venezuelan government and now every website you navigate to only has inspirational video footage featuring the glorious Comandante Hugo Chavez.

“Aw man, this scene is so hot!”
...
*video feed cuts*

“Shit! The Venezuelans found me.”
...
*Mi Comandante Chavez plays*

“I’ve been Chavezed! Damn, maybe I should stop watching hentai and embrace the glory of Socialism...”

by Mario Jumpman Stalin February 22, 2021

Chavez

A term used in construction. When you've already completed a task and a less qualified individual comes behind you redoing, (or actually undoing) what you've already done.

I had already finished troweling the edges but, he was right behind me chavez(ing) as usual.

by Cat Blackbone September 17, 2017

chavez

a nick name meaning "most amazing person you will ever meet" NOT A CHOCK BLOCKER(megan, leah)

Hey chavez, your amazing

by Everyoneissuperjealous October 27, 2010

Chavez

The act of stealing another persons future girl friend, widely defined as "cock blocking" to the biggest extent but this person must be of Hispanic decent

"Wow that kid just pulled a chavez"

by Jacob Livers May 8, 2008

Chavez

The current president of Venezuela. A Castro wannabe who capitalizes on world hatred of the US government to look good, protect his dictatorship and expand his outdated socialist views.

Hey, Chavez, you know that socialism is a failed economic concept, right? No serious analyst would recommend it.

Chavez: Stfu, capitalist pig.

by David111 May 1, 2007

Chavez

When someone is persistently being a pain the ass.

The Venezuelans got chavezed bad by Chavez.

by SenorChavez7891 September 1, 2009