thats what she said

to make something innocent sound sexual

boy: my toe is hanging out of my shoe
boy #2 well put it back in
boy: thats what she said

by Shadow the demonslayer October 17, 2007

thats what she said

A comment that turns a non sexual comment into a sexual phrase.



*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class

"That's what she said!"-Cool guy at the back


-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"That's what she said!"


-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"That's what she said!!"


-"Im pregnant..."
-"That's what she said... Oh... Crap..."

More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/

*In context with homework*
"Tomorro i'll make it hard!" -Teacher
"No sir, don't make it hard!" -Class
"No I will, hard is good!" -Teacher
"No sir, not hard! Big is good!" -Class

"Thats what she said!"-Cool guy at the back


-"I don't want to get my juices all over your bench."
-"Thats what she said!"


-"Lets see if we can get it to squirt into an arch into your mouth!"
-"Thats what she said!!"


-"Im pregnant..."
-"Thats what she said... Oh... Crap..."

More at http://www.thatswhatshesaid.co.nz/

by Thats wht she said March 5, 2009

thats what she said

a phrase making an unsexual statement, sexual.

teacher: the pharaohs name was Sekhemkau Shepseskare Isi
student1= wow, thats a mouthful!
student2= thats what she said!!

by joker_22 July 24, 2008

thats what she said

a joke used after someone says something that can be taken as a sexual innuendo

guy 1: dude check this out (spits a loogi)
guy 2: that was weak!
guy 1: it felt bigger in my mouth
guy 2: THATS WHAT SHE SAID

by John PenisMcJizzface February 22, 2009

thats what she said

perhaps the most amusing thing in the world when said by a female.

dude: the problem with these phones is that they dont reach to both the ear and the mouth at the same time
chick: then get a longer phone
dude: i dont like long ones
chick: thats what she said
everyone else in room: wtf???

by c'sa December 6, 2007

thats what she said

You’ve probably been in many situations where you could have used a TWSS.

The key to a good TWSS joke is the unknowing setup.

All it takes is one person meaning to say something completely innocent while the immature minded listener picks up on an underlying sexual connotation!

About: being able to draw when i was a kid

I used to be really good with my hands, but now I just suck. - Thats what she said

(Think dirty! this could mean drawing or talking about hand jobs and blow jobs!)

See lots more at http://www.shesaidit.ca

by SheSaidIt.ca March 26, 2009

thats what she said

a funny group of words that you put on to another sentence to make it sound funny. this "suffix" as you may call it leaves many people dieing of laughter. it is refferring to a girl that you supposedly had sex with and it is implying that she said a certain thing while having sexual intercorse.

boy:(jumping on air bed
his friend:be careful or you'll pop it!
boy: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!

innocent girl(who has iphone)(playing with 8125) i dont like yours its to big!
boy: thats what she said

by Scott Saier February 9, 2008