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that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow 

classification of a situation that is unpleasant. to say something is so bad there isn't anything vaguely good about it. a cloud with no silver lining.
edWord: for real though, he got herpes from that girl. messed up thing is he didnt even sleep with her...they were just spooning...

davis: ohhh man...that sucks dick and it doesnt even swallow!
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cum guzzling gutter slut two dollar whore that sucks dick for coke money 

filth whore, dirty cunt, reference to a twat that lives in the fairfield area.. has BPD and the cookie monster googling EYE
Brittany P DV is the worlds biggest fattest nastiest ugliest cum guzzling gutter slut two dollar whore that sucks dick for coke money

That sucks donkey dick 

I lost my job. Jeez man that sucks donkey dick.

That Sucks Day 

April 15: The shittiest day in April AKA Tax Day AKA The due date to file your taxes.

The day where hundreds of thousands of procrastinators form miles-long lines to the post office at 11:50PM on April 15 because they waited until the last minute to file their taxes. (Even though you get 4 months to do so)

To add to the suckiness of this day, it is also the anniversary of Abraham Lincoln's assassination and the sinking of the Titanic.
That Sucks Day is basically an American tradition/holiday in itself

To celebrate That Sucks Day, it is fitting to go to your local post office and laugh at the idiots waiting in line five minutes before midnight because you filed your taxes months ago
That Sucks Day by WackyJack April 30, 2011

damn that sucks 

when someone is venting to you but you don't really know how to respond
Guy 1: (Telling guy 2 how his life has gone to shit)
Guy 2: damn that sucks

Damn, That sucks! 

Phrase used to sarcastically poke fun at a friend's situation.
Man 1: Shoot, I have Sangers practice tonight.
Man 2: Damn, That sucks!

a person that sucks a lot of dick

Brandon is a person that sucks a lot of dick