a not at all gay punishment for any wrong doing or paddle rule breaking offences where the victim/paddlee gets their bare ass slapped with a shoe or trainer of the paddlers choice.
Air Force Ones particularly hurt.
Air Force Ones particularly hurt.
Guy 1:"Ha, thats 10 - 0. Thats means i owe you a paddle, bro!"
Guy 2:"Ha, you just said "Bro" again so i owe you a paddle aswell."
Guy 1: "Shit."
Guy 2:"Ha, you just said "Bro" again so i owe you a paddle aswell."
Guy 1: "Shit."
by Sexy Ad The Pro Evolution Wizard June 2, 2004
When Alice and joe were having sex he wanted her to moan more so he took a paddle out from the draw and lauded her face down on the bed he then grabbed her ass and lifted it up. He swung the paddle hard across her ass and she squealed. Then he anal fucked her whilst she moaned
by Hot stories January 10, 2021
That marvelous activity in which a Woman uses a broad, flat bladed instrument, a paddle (such as for paddle ball, or any similar instrument) to strike the bare behind of a man repeatedly and with much force.
She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.
Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.
She will make his arse turn crimson, maybe bruised, and often the discoloration will last several days to a couple of weeks during which time it may turn several colors.
Very humiliating for the man, yet curiously desirable. Enables a Woman to take continually more control over the man.
by Jay April 23, 2005
noun: instrument used to administer a paddling to your misbehaving bitch woman when she does not treat her man propery. Generally wood, plastic or leather. A proper paddle should be long enough to reach across both buttocks, and be wide and heavy enough to be clearly heard in the next room even with the door closed.
verb: Process of administering a paddling to a wench who has gotten away with far too much for far too long. The paddling should occur on bare buttocks to have greatest effect and should not stop until said buttocks are quite red (NOT pink!) and hot all over. When the woman starts begging you to stop figure you are about 1/3 done. If the woman does not try to rub the sting away when you are done you have failed to paddle correctly.
verb: Process of administering a paddling to a wench who has gotten away with far too much for far too long. The paddling should occur on bare buttocks to have greatest effect and should not stop until said buttocks are quite red (NOT pink!) and hot all over. When the woman starts begging you to stop figure you are about 1/3 done. If the woman does not try to rub the sting away when you are done you have failed to paddle correctly.
Man, I heard your brother-in-law really paddle his wife last night in the guest room. What a wonderful idea, maybe I can borrow his paddle for tonight. You have not been behaving like a proper wife at all!
Woman, due to your inability to keep on budget we are going to adopt a new household rule. You are going to work out each dollar overspent at the business end of a paddle, at a rate of 10 swats per dollar.
Woman, due to your inability to keep on budget we are going to adopt a new household rule. You are going to work out each dollar overspent at the business end of a paddle, at a rate of 10 swats per dollar.
by fessee May 9, 2007
by Montanaaa April 7, 2015
form of friendly wheeling where what you say is supposed to be nice and cute, but no wheeling/ attempting to pick up is intended.
It can said as "paddles" depending on the context.
It can said as "paddles" depending on the context.
bob- you're so cute nicole!
steve- you wheeling that?
bob- no, just paddling.
joe- you're soo beautiful.
sam- are you trying to pick me up, or is that just your paddles?
steve- you wheeling that?
bob- no, just paddling.
joe- you're soo beautiful.
sam- are you trying to pick me up, or is that just your paddles?
by Tgregsz January 26, 2010