tharched

adj, beyond being thirsty and parched. When a person is literally just dying to get some.

Dayum, look at that stalker-ass girl trying to get chose. She must be tharched!

tharched by moi moy December 5, 2011

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Thatched

When you monumentally overspeed on pre drinks and get so lit you fill up a sink full of spew and pass out

Kimbo: dude what happened to you last night

Guy got thatched: man i totally thatched it last night

Thatched by Dawgy1010 June 18, 2017

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one of two primary targets of trogdor the burninator... the other target for burnination being the peasants that dwell within them...

"burninating all the people, in their thatched roof COTTAGES!!!!!!"

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being forcibly yoinked away from your computer by a significant other or parent

Daniel can't play League, he got thatched by his girlfriend

Tommy and Andy won't be going to Japan Inn because their parents thatched them

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Cottages in the kingdom of peasantry whose roofing material made for easy burnination from the likes of trogdor.

Burninating the countryside
burninating the peasants
burninating all the people in the :thatched roof cottages:!

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A structure w/ a straw roof and stone-like- walls that Trogdor loves to BURNINATE

The peasants watched in horror as Trogdor burninated them and their thatched-roofed cottages.

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n. the form of shelter, primarily used by the peasants which are burninated by Trogdor, the burninator.

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