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1.
an argument that occurs by means of text messaging
He can't talk to me face to face so he always tries to start a textument with me instead.
by Annalicious April 26, 2007
 
2.
Having an argument in texts.
Dammit johnny...I had another textument with my girfriend last night!!! My damn thumbs are killing me!
by HATTOMBOMB November 19, 2013
 
3.
Having an argument via text messaging.
Steve: dude what are you doing with that phone?
David: having a textument with my wife over the fact I said I'd be home two hours ago
Steve: well turn it off. It's your turn to buy a lap dance.
by Theosus2 December 07, 2008