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Textually attractive

A textually attractive person texts in complete sentences, uses proper grammar, is witty and otherwise intelligent sounding in written communication.
“The woman I met on Hinge says she’s willing to meet with me because after several nights of being of texting, she confessed she finds me incredibly textually attractive !”
Textually attractive by PaKir February 28, 2019
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textually attractive

derived from being "sexually attractive"; being TEXTUALLY ATTRACTIVE is when you or the person you are texting is so absolutely, positively enjoyable to text! You just wanna keep gettin' those messages over and over again ;D
OMG I got Lena's number!

For reals? So I hear you guys started talking...

Yeah! She is so textually attractive; she replies in a matter of seconds and just keeps the conversation flowing :D

sextually attractive 

Being very alluring and captivating while you sext someone.

Someone who can keep the conversation flowing, and is very descriptive.
Talk about being sextually attractive; That chick is such a freak. She wrote me a whole novel describing how she would blow me in an elevator.

textual attraction

When a person of the opposite sex is texting you and always seems to say the right things and it makes you want them sexually.
Girl 1: I didn't think he was that hot but then he started texting me and now I want his load all over my face.

Girl 2: That sounds like some textual attraction.

Textual attractiveness

Verbiage used in a text conversation that is especially sassy. Including and not limited to double entendre.
Textual attractiveness by Jimb000 September 1, 2009

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026