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textstake 

When you send a text message to someone and feel regretful about it later. Especially when you're drunk. A hybrid of mistake and text.
Drew: Julie, who are you texting?
Julie: Don't worry about it.
Drew: It's that one guy again, and you're hammered!
Julie: Ahh...I guess I'm just making textstakes again.
Drew: If you make too many, you'll get a UTI!
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textstress 

Feeling of having to stop what you are doing right now to text
Textstress causes auto related deaths everyday
textstress by Hot Rod Long December 16, 2014
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Jen: (as she checks her phone to see a text message from Tom)

Tom: we're pickin u up tonite

Jen: (texts back, "wat?")

Tom: (gets the message, sends back, "whoops, it wus a textake)
Textake by ACityAftrUs October 16, 2009

textstatic 

the extensive use of exclamation points to show enthusiasm
BOB: "dude why is karen always textstatic?"
JON: "what do you mean?"
BOB: "text her"
JON'S TEXT:hey karen
KAREN'S TEXT: hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
textstatic by donjuan demarco December 8, 2010
i.e.
Guy 1- "I wonder what's the space between my text called...?"

Guy 2- "I think it's textspace."

Guy 1- "Come on, you're making that up."

Guy 2- "I know, right?"
Textspace by Gio1 July 1, 2011

TexasTakeEm

TexasTakeEm is a term to describe a picture of a raped minor.
George, did you see the TexasTakeEm which leaked on yesterday?
TexasTakeEm by LePudding April 24, 2017
A type of 'speech' typed in the short-hand form of online and mobile text. Though annoying to most, is it often used when having to type in a hurry. Usually, when encountering trouble, or having to leave.
"Grats, GG, GTG, BRB RQ." Which translates from online textstyle into the regular form: "conGratulations, that was a Good Game, I have Got To Go, i'll Be Right Back Real Quick."