Texts From Last Night

A website hosting usually funny text. The format of a post goes by area code then the text. It is organized similar to FML, LOLCATS, Failbook, and MLIA

A typical "texts from last night"

(573):

just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch

(636):

Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?

(573):

IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation

Texts From Last Night by Refresh100 July 3, 2010

texts go green

Drake’s beautiful attempt to bless his audience with such greatness on his album Honestly, Nevermind. Texts go green is simply referring to an Imessage being sent but it turns green rather than blue inferring one has been blocked.

Drake - “Texts go green, it hits a little different, dont it?”
P.S. - Honestly, Nevermind was a great album, stop the hate and appreciate greatness.

texts go green by KingmfK August 11, 2022

texts from last nyquil 

the act of texting after comsuming a large amount of Nyquil.

"You were crazy talking last night. Do you remember what you were saying?"

"No, they were texts from last nyquil."

texts from last nyquil by mister j October 27, 2009

Maintenance Texts

Sending text messages to those people you'd like to date "Someday" or "eventually" to remind them that you exist. It's a low effort way to maintain a connection without having to really commit to anything serious.

Q: "Have you heard from that guy you met in that bar last week?"

A: "Yeah, he's sent me a few maintenance texts tonight, asking where we were but not wanting to meet up. LAME!"

Maintenance Texts by shoewhore October 25, 2008

Christmas texts 

The text messages, BlackBerry Messenger messages, etc. messages, that one receives on Christmas Day or Christmas Eve. May become annoying after many are received.

Can be used for several purposes:

1. To gain attention from peers. Often interpreted as sincerely spreading Christmas cheer.

2. To sincerely spread Christmas cheer. Often interpreted as gaining attention from peers.

3. To send a mass text to all one's contacts with the hidden intent of sending a message to the ex who no longer talks to you but you still care about. Is often brutally obvious. The sender often needs to move on and fucking forget about it.

4. Something to do when your family is making you bored as hell.

5. To make fun of your Jewish friends.

Merry Christmas everyone! ~Jessica

Mike: wtf. i hate getting these Christmas texts. they're fucking annoying.

Christmas texts by atesantasreindeerwithlatkes December 25, 2009

raw shark texts 

a manifestation of all that is good and holy in book form

i just read the raw shark texts. it was legitsauce.

raw shark texts by aefoupqojteo March 14, 2009

waffle texts 

1. When a person sends numerous texts continuously, not giving one the opportunity to respond.

2. When someone is blowin up your inbox with message after message after message

Bill: Damnit! Jen keeps sending these messages while I'm trying to respond to the first damned one!!

Bob: Sounds like she's stackin on the waffle texts.

Bill: Someone needs to calm this bitch down, I think I gotta lay the pipe.

waffle texts by PickleDaVeggieMan October 27, 2009