Textican Standoff

This is when two parties (most often a couple) find themselves in a heightened state of readiness whereby both eagerly await a text message from one another while each is simultaneously unwilling to send one. Often, the first to cave is perceived as being a weak, ineffectual, or submissive.

bystander one:
wow, have they been like this all day?

bystander two:
Yes, each of them is poised to hit send...but...well, you know...

bystander one:
Sí, Sí. They've got themselves a Textican Standoff.

Textican Standoff by Saint Scams January 1, 2009

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Textbang

The act of two or more individuals with cell phones ganging up on another individual with a cell phone by texting them a phrase through consecutively texting one word at a time.

This can also be done with one single word through individual letters.

If successfully pulled off, the victim will receive each text message immediately after reading the previous one.

For a finishing touch, words such as "man" or "dude" can be added minutes after the last word, letter, or punctuation mark.

The victim may receive simultaneous text messages in the following order:

Text 1: You
Text 2: Are
Text 3: A

Text 4: Douchebag
Text 5: ...

*minutes later

Text 5: ..man
Tex 6: !

Used in a sentence:

"Yea dude Felicia was bein' a total bitch so we textbanged the shit out of her while she was in class."

Textbang by toastman69 April 1, 2008

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