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textasterone 

The need to text someone, usually out of complete boredom and usually because social interaction is craved.
Guy: I'm comin' down with some textasterone here, maybe if I ask everyone what they thought of the latest movie that came out.
textasterone by Douglas Young September 24, 2007
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Textosterone 

1)When a dude sends you a threatening message via text, but then wimps out and won't say anything to you face to face.

2)The hormone that flows through one's body when sending such a ridiculous text.

Also see: Telephone Tough Guy Circ.1938
Joey sent me a text message today saying "I better give him money for the weed we smoked last night." I was going to kick him in the face, but then he apologized, and he gave me more weed. I guess he was just full of "Textosterone" when he wrote me that text message.
Textosterone by Tonytoys September 30, 2012

textosterone 

quality that allows inveterate texters to carry on texting regardless of outside distractions including road traffic,
impending War , whilst driving,and even conversation with the person next to them...
that Tour De France winner was so nonchalant, so far out in front he texted back to the peleton just to piss them off ,he tested positive for high levels of textosterone..
textosterone by chris morrell August 3, 2007

texasterone 

The energy that makes a man more southern and Texas-like.
Ah watch out for that guy he’s got so much texasterone, I stfg I’m super scared he’s gonna some some racist shit or something. Total redneck.

Textosterone 

Textosterone (noun): A hormone that drives a person to write unnecessary text on social media. A prime cause of trolling.
Yesterday, I trolled almost every celebrity on Twitter because I was high on Textosterone.
Textosterone by Akkii May 20, 2018

textoserone

To talk large amounts of shit, or acting very tough while getting in fights online, or via text messages. Usually responded to by other people with textoserone who will call out other people on their textoserone.
That kid has so much textoserone, I'm suprised he isn't banned.
textoserone by Rabblerouser August 4, 2007