textimony

Verb- A very large text message.

Plural- Textimonies.

Example 1: Please don’t sending me a Textimony..

Example 2: Bitch keeps spamming me with Textimonies!

textimony by kinglion102 January 8, 2014

Textanoia 

N. The way you feel after you just send a text in anticipation of a response, so you frequently check your phone

Dude, you must have textanoia because you've checked your phone like five times already.

Textanoia by Tonystunna August 8, 2014

textpionage 

n. The act of subversively acquiring another person's cell phone and sending text messages to his or her contacts pretending to be the owner of the cell phone.

"Dude, I just got a booty text from Sally."
"No way, she's too much of a prude."
"You don't suspect..." (cue spy theme music)
"Textpionage!"

textpionage by DGray July 16, 2009

textionary 

The list of words that are in your cell phone's T9 library which appear when you type in the correct sequence of numbers.

Guy 1: Text Mike that "We'll see him l8er."
Guy 2: "L8er" is not in my textionary. I'll have to add it now.

textionary by MarkShark May 18, 2009

Textimonial 

This is a text, ranging from long to very short, confessing something that he/she could not otherwise do face-to-face.

"He sent her a long textimonial, confessing his true love."

"After the party she sent me a textimonial about how much she wanted to jump my bones"

Textimonial by michaliann September 15, 2009

Textament 

textament

The last text that's sent from your phone by your loved ones so people know you're dead and not to text you anymore

Textament

Before I die I have to make sure I write a will and the text I want my loved ones to send when I'm dead it's my last will and Textament

Textament by Ms012469 November 18, 2016

textmonkey 

Someone who spends most of his time texting instead of having a normal conversation.

Norm, I'm trying to have a conversation with you! Put down your cell phone and stop being a textmonkey!

textmonkey by lordjulius May 18, 2009