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textaffair 

text messages between two people who are constantly texting between each other. Although there is not physical relationship. The conversations do include talk and images of a sexual nature
Steveo is jealous of the textaffair between his wife and best friend
textaffair by Foda1178 September 25, 2008
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Textaffair 

Having an affair via text message with another person.

I invented this phrase back in late 80's when mobiles 1st came out n my ex was having a textaffair with some girl.
Sarah: "hows it goin with your new fella?"

Claire "not good I think he's havin a textaffair, he keeps txting same woman but wont show me msgs"
Textaffair by latinspirit October 22, 2008

twitaffair 

An affair with somebody you interact with on Twitter but have never met.
My girlfriend is going to kill me when she finds out I'm having a Twitaffair.
twitaffair by Conradicalsense November 9, 2013

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026