texas fuck you 

a bigger, faster, stronger version of 'fuck you'

girl: oh yeah, well i cheated on you!
guy: TEXAS FUCK YOU!

texas fuck you by Frattlesnake December 8, 2009

West Texas Fuck Money 

West Texas Fuck Money, refers to the concentration of wealth in Austin, TX due to large inflows of liquidity from states like California, New York, and Illinois. Housing prices in a three year span doubled, pricing out many of the local residents.

Louie: “The chicks in this city have gotten exponentially hotter since the turn of the century”

Varun: “Huh, I wonder if that’s a product of WEST TEXAS FUCK MONEY”

West Texas Fuck Money by fuckboy1986 January 29, 2021

Fuck Texas 

a Fuck Texas is a cocktail made of Mt. Dew Live Wire and Crown Royal Black. It is named the Fuck Texas because it was created in Texas as a way to escape the misery caused by being in the state of Texas.

Seth: Fuckdammit we're in fuckin Texas!
Jack: Lets all pour up a Fuck Texas, so we can forget we're in fuckin Texas.
everyone: Hell Yeah!!

Fuck Texas by holyfuckingshitihatetexas January 22, 2014

Texas multi fuck 

When not just one thing goes wrong, but EVERYTHING goes wrong in every possible way in a particular situation, creating an outcome you never saw coming, expected or prepared for.

I don't know what the hell happened here, but it seems you made this a total Texas multi fuck

of this whole thing, and now we are all screwed....

Texas multi fuck by Stains and Smears February 16, 2018

Texas Titty Fuck

Where you tit fuck a woman while she is eating your ass out

“I totally Texas titty fucked Tinisha yesterday, my ass is sore though”

Texas Titty Fuck by GarbleDee M. Cox April 16, 2021

texas bug fucker 

An errant golf shot that fails to go airborne but skips very fast along the ground, never going higher than a foot or two. So fast, in fact, that the golf ball is figuratively fucking a bug. Called a Texas Bug Fucker by Texas golfers, and really by golfers everywhere.

Charlie topped the golf ball off the tea and it skittered so fast that it burned a path down the fairway. It was a real Texas Bug Fucker.

texas bug fucker by WordMan1965 April 29, 2014

texas tounge fucker 

A cumstain that's been in a tube sock for a while.

Derrick you're such a texas tounge fucker!

texas tounge fucker by Nigerfaggot June 4, 2018