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After taking a dump and buttoning your pants, a Texas Two Step is when you have to walk back to the toilet after two steps and poop again. I ate a burrito last night and just had to do a Texas Two Step.
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When you take a mis-step while being drunk. When you nearly fall down drunk while executing the texas two step
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When your friend gets together with someone you've been talking to with the sole intent to make you mad and/or jealous. A: That bitch just Texas two stepped me with Brad.
B: He likes you better, just do-si-do her ass. |
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When your girl tells you that she loves you and that she has always been faithful, while at the same time she is totally getting dominated by your best friends behind your back. Paully: Man she would never cheat on me!
Danny: Dude she is totally pulling a texas two step on your ass! |
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