Telletubby Tetter-Totter 

When 2 fat people 69. since they can't engage in oral sex at the same time they have to rock back and forth.

Hey Joe, did you see the fat couple at the beach? They were pactically doing the Telletubby Tetter-Totter in front of everybody.

Telletubby Tetter-Totter by doughboy58 February 18, 2009

Tether Balling 

When your balls are hanging extremely low, most likely on a hot day, and you shake your hips side to side until your balls wrap around your penis resembling a Tether Ball Pole. This must be done with no hands, making it an accomplishment worth sharing with all your friends.

Sam came in from playing soccer when it was 100 degrees out, took off his gym shorts. He quickly shook his hips side to side repeatedly until his balls had wrapped around this dick. He was proud because he had just done some extreme Tether Balling.

Tether Balling by ohohface247 June 10, 2010

Texterity 

The ability to nimbly use the keys for texting; phone prowess for the digital age.

After fumbling with the cell phone for several minutes, my daughter took it away from me, quickly sent the message and told me, "Dad, you have no texterity!"

Texterity by Barky von Schnauser April 17, 2008

dry texter 

Someone who can't keep a conversation going through text messaging. Texts boring things and phrases such as "K", "Cool", "What's Up", "Nothing Much", and "Hbu". Is awkward, even through the phone.

He was such a dry texter on instagram direct message last night.

dry texter by Kionow January 14, 2015

Tetherballer 

A person who has only one testicle. The condition results in a situation similar to the game - one ball tied to a pole.

"I heard that kid's a tetherballer. He lost one from a roman candle shot to the junk!"

Tetherballer by Jake Jarmaine April 21, 2009

potato texter 

A co-worker too lazy to get up and walk 200 feet to deliver a message to you.

Instead they send your phone a text message and expect a confirmation it was received.

Receiver of the text :
As they roll backwards 5 feet into the hall and shout. "Bill, you lazy Potato texter I got the message."

Bill: Sends another message that reads "K".

potato texter by selvol July 31, 2010

teteretetere 

Verb of doing a "teteretetere", it's an epic mating move that is required to romanticaly conquer everybody on earth.
First you need to take off your bike's seat and start cycling, then you need to put yourself in the X axis and start spinning like a beyblade, after that you put the seed where it belongs and you are ready to teteretetere

Mike performed an amazing teteretetere on me and I can't ride my bike any more.

teteretetere by guzzzi November 17, 2021