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Testes Satchel 

A slightly more sophisticated way of referring to the scrotum (ball sack). Often used in a threat of being hit in the balls.
Ted: Man you really suck at Wii.

Ralphie: You better shut up, or I'll give you a good whap to the Testes Satchel!

Bob: Why are you clutching your pants like that?

Bill: My Testes Satchel is still sore from being sacked yesterday.
Testes Satchel by Larry Finster December 27, 2009
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Testes Satchel 

A testes satchel is another way of sayin ballbag. they can be hairy, sweaty, saggy, tight etc
Can u please remove Dan's Testes Satchel from your mouth Joe you dirty teabagging homo.
Testes Satchel by Issac Hunt August 24, 2006

teste-satchels 

a slang word created by brit spaniard to describe balls of the male species.
when i was growing up i thought boys had two seperate teste-sachels!
teste-satchels by Marcie December 1, 2004

testi-sachel

An organic receptical found between the gooch and penile cylinder in male mamals.
Within it are often found two gonads which endeaver to produce love-caviar.
"Would you care to dip my testi-sachel into your mouth?"

"Please let go of my testi-sachel, it hurts when you crunch it."
testi-sachel by McCain123 March 12, 2009

Testesatchel 

The scrotum; Skin surrounding your gonads.
My friend Jay was born without a testesatchel so he has to use a Ziploc bag instead.
Testesatchel by BS&MS February 6, 2008

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026